Politics

Asmall boy askshis Dad, "Daddy,what ispolitics?" Dad says, "Well son,
let me try to explain it this way: I'm thebreadwinner ofthe family, so
let's call me Capitalism. Your mom,she's the administrator of the money,
so we'll call her the Government. We're here totake care of your needs, so
we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And yourbabybrother, we'll callhim the Future. Now, think about that and
see if thatmakessense." So thelittle boy goesoffto bed thinking about
what Dadhas said. Later that night, he hearshisbabybrother crying, so
hegets up to check onhim. Hefinds that thebabyhas severelysoiledhis
diaper. Thelittle boy goes tohisparents' room andfindshismother sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the
doorlocked, he peeks in thekeyhole and seeshisfatherhavingsex with
the nanny. He gives up and goes backto bed. Thenext morning, thelittle
boy says tohisfather, "Dad, I think I understand the concept ofpolitics
now." Thefather says, "Good, son, tell me in your ownwordswhat you think
politics isall about." Thelittle boyreplies, "Well,while Capitalism is
screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are
being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.

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