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Dirty Jokes I

A man andhis wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25thanniversary.
As the couple reflected on thatmagicalevening 25 years ago, the wife
asked the husband, "When youfirstsaw my naked body infront of you,what
was going through your mind?"The husbandreplied, "All I wanted to do was
tofuck yourbrains out, and suck your titsdry."Then, as the wife
undressed,she asked, "What are you thinkingnow?"Hereplied, "Itlooks as
if I did aprettygood job."As anairplane is about to crash, afemale
passengerjumps upfrantically andannounces, "If I'm going to die, I want
to die feeling like a woman."She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is
theresomeone on thisplanewho is man enough tomake me feel like a
woman?"A manstands up, removeshis shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".