Banging

One day, a 7 yearold boy went to visithis grandmother. Playing withhis
toys in herbedroomwhile grandma was dusting, helooked up and said:
"Grandma,why don't youhave a boyfriendnow that grandpa went to
heaven?"Grandmareplied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religiousprogramsmakes me feel
good and the comediesmakes me laugh. I'm happy with my it as my
boyfriend."Grandma turned on the TV-set, and thereception was terrible.
She started adjustingknobs, trying to get itfocus.Frustrated,she started
hitting the backside of the TV hoping tofix theproblem.Thelittle boy
heard the doorbellring, so he hurried toopen the door, and there stood
his grandpa'soldfriend,now the grandma'sminister.Theminister said:
"Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"Thelittle boyreplied: "Yeah,she's in
thebedroom bangin' her boyfriend!"