SHIT.,?!

Like Likes: 2Acucumber, apickle, and apenis are sitting at abar
complaining about theirlives. Thecucumber says, "Mylife sucks. I'mput
in salads, and, totop themoff, they pour ranch dressing all over me. My
life sucks." Thepickle says, "That'snothingcompared to mylife. I'mput
invinegar and storedaway for months, out ofsight. Man, mylife is
boring. I hatelife." So thepenis says, "What are youguyscomplaining
about? Mylife is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They
constantly wrap me in a plastic bag, shove me in acave, andmake me do
push-ups until I throw up." ◊◊◊

Various, 101 Dirty Jokes -sexual and adult's jokes

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to?" "Hibernate? Shit, Ma, I thought you said 'masturbate'!

Various, 101 Dirty Jokes -sexual and adult's jokes

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