Fuck

A man andhis wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25thanniversary.
As the couple reflected on thatmagicalevening 25 years ago, the wife
asked the husband, "When youfirstsaw my naked body infront of you,what
was going through your mind?"The husbandreplied, "All I wanted to do was
tofuck yourbrains out, and suck your titsdry."Then, as the wife
undressed,she asked, "What are you thinkingnow?"Hereplied, "Itlooks as
if I did aprettygood job."As anairplane is about to crash, afemale
passengerjumps upfrantically andannounces, "If I'm going to die, I want
to die feeling like a woman."She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is
theresomeone on thisplanewho is man enough tomake me feel like a
woman?"A manstands up, removeshis shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". One
morning a woman was walking out of herfront door,whenshe notices a
strangelittle man at thebottom of hergarden."You're a goblin,"she says,
"I caught you and you owe me threewishes!". So the goblinreplies "OK, you
caught mefair andsquare,what's yourfirstwish?". The woman stops and
thinks for asecond, "I want ahuge mansion tolive in.", goblinsreplies
"OK, you've got it.". Womanagain thinks it over, "Mysecondwish is a
Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "Mylastwish is a milliondollars!".
The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But tomake yourwishes come true
youhave tohavesex all night with me." "OK then, if that'swhat it
takes..."Next morning thelittle man wakes the woman up."Tell me," says the
man, "howold are you?" "I'm 27",shereplies"Fuck me", says the man, "27
and you stillbelieve in goblins"