Blonde

This blondedecidesone day thatshe is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes areperceived as stupid, soshedecides to show
her husband that blondes really aresmart. While her husband isoff at
work,shedecides thatshe is going to paint a couple of rooms in the
house. Thenext day, right after her husband leaves for work,shegetsdown
to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 andsmells the
distinctivesmell of paint. He walks into the living room andfindshis
wife lying on thefloor in a pool of sweat. He notices thatshe is wearing
askijacket and a fur coat at the sametime. He goes over and asks her if
she is OK. Sherepliesyes. He askswhatshe is doing. Shereplies thatshe
wanted toprove tohim that not all blonde women are dumb andshe wanted to
do it bypainting thehouse. He then asks herwhyshehas askijacket over
her fur coat. Shereplies thatshe was reading thedirections on the paint
can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.