Tony

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbellrings.Sheopens it to a
guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"The wifereplies, "No, he went to the store, but
you can wait here if you want."So they sit down and after awhile of
silence thefriend says "You know Sara, youhavethe greatestbreasts I
haveever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."Sara thinks
about it for asecond and figures,what thehell - a hundred bucks! She
opens her robe and shows one tohim for a fewseconds. Hepromptlythanks
her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there awhile longer
andguy then says "That was soamazing I've got to seeboth of them. I'll
give you another 100dollars if I could just see theboth of them
together."Sara amazed by theoffer sits and thinks a bit about it and
thinks, heck,why not? Sosheopens her robe and gives Chris a nice long
chance to cop alook.Awhile later Tony arrives back homefrom the store.
The wife goes up tohim, "You know, yourfriend Chriscame over."Tony
thinks about it for asecond and says, "Well did he dropoff the 200 bucks
he owes me?"