Whore

Q: How do youmake a hormone? A: Stick a rusty fuckingchainsaw up her
cunt. Q: What do you callkids born inwhorehouses? A: Brothelsprouts. Q:
How do you get awhorepregnant? A: Cum on hershoes and let theflies do
the rest. Q: What do you getwhen youcross awhore with a systems
engineer? A: A fuckin know-it-all! Q: Did you hear aboutthe whore that had
her appendixtaken out? A: Nowshedoesbusiness on theside! Q: What do
you call a Norwegianprostitute? A: A Fjord Escort. Q: What do you call a
promiscious pony? A: A Little Whorse Q: What do you call an Italianhooker?
A: Apastatute. Q: Whomakesmore money a drug dealer or awhore? A: A
hookerbecauseshe can wash her crack and reuse it. Q: What did the leper
say to theprostitute? A: Keep the tip Q: What do you call a Serbianwhore?
A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch Q: Whatdoes bungee jumping andwhoreshave in
common? A: Theybothcost a hundred bucks and if the rubberbreaks, you're
screwed. Q: Did you hear about the Chinesewhore that had a blackbaby? A:
Shenamedhim Sum Ting Wong! Q: Why do Jewish men like to watchporno
movies backward? A: They like thepartwherethe whore gives the money
back. Q: How many copsdoes ittake topush awhore down the stairs? A:
None "She fell" Q: What's thedifferencebetween an epilepticoyster
fisherman, and awhore with diahrrea? A: Well, oneshucksbetweenfits. Q:
What do you tell awhore with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing. You've alreadytold
her twice! Q: Why didthe whorefall out of thetree? A: Because,she was
dead! Q: What do you call awhore with no legs? A: A nightcrawler! Q: What
does bungee jumping andwhoreshave incommon? A: Theybothcost a hundred
bucks and if the rubberbreaks, you池escrewed. Q: What's thedifference
between your job and a Dead Whore? A: Your job still sucks! Q: What's the
differencebetween awhore and a bitch? A: Whore's fuckeveryone at the
party, Bitches fuckeveryone at theparty exceptyou. Q: What's the
differencebetween awhore and a hockey player? A: A hockey playertakes a
shower after 3periods Q: What do you call agroup ofwhores onroller
skates? A: A mobilesperm bank. Q: What's thedifferencebetween Jello and
a Dead Whore? A: Jello wiggleswhen youeat it! Q: What do you call awhore
who gives blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos? A: Head Over Heels Q: What's
thedifferencebetween a Dead Whore in theroad and a dead dog in theroad?
A: There areskidmarks infront of the dead dog! Q: What do you call a
gingerprostitute? A: Orange pay as you go Q: What do you call awhore in
her ownbed? A: Rare! Q: What do you call awhore with her hand down her
panties? A: Self Employed!