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A handsome young lad went into the hospital for someminor surgery, and the
day after theprocedure afriend stopped by to see how theguy was doing.
Hisfriend was amazed at thenumber of nurseswho entered the room in short
intervals with refreshments,offers tofluffhis pillows,make thebed,
give back rubs,etc. "Why all the attention?" thefriend asked, "Youlook
fine to me.""I know!"grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a
little fanclubwhen they all heard that mycircumcisionrequired
twenty-seven stitches."Charliemarries a virgin. On their wedding night,
he's onfire, so hegets naked,jumps into bed, and immediatelybegins
groping her. "Charles, I expect youto be as mannerly inbed as you are at
the dinner table." So, Charlie foldshis hands onhislap and says, "Is
thisbetter?" "Muchbetter!"shereplies with asmile. "Okay, then," he
says, "now will you pleasepass thepussy."