10 inch

Two Men were outfishingwhen onedecides tohave asmoke He asks the other
guy if hehas alighter Hereplies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10
inch long BIClighter Surprised theguy asks "Where did you get this?" The
guyreplies "Oh Ihave apersonalgenie." Thefirst man asks "Can Imake a
wish? " Sure says the other man "Justmake sure that youspeak clearly
cause he is alittle hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs
thelamp agenie appears and asks the manwhat he wants The man says " I
want a Million Bucks " Thegenie says OK and goes back tohisbottle and 10
seconds later a million ducksfly overhead And theguy says to the other "
Yourgenie realy sucks at hearingdoesnt he?" The other manreplies "I
know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"