Bull

one day a hippygets on a bus full ofnuns. helooks around and see's one
that islookingparticularily good. after hepopped a stiffy he went up to
thenun and said I want to fu**you.Noreplied thenun I am a woman of the
lord i will neversleep with youThe hippy was reallydepressed, but onhis
wayoff the bus the bus drivertoldhim that thenun goes to the church to
prayeverynight atmidnight. all he had to do was get agod mask and tell
her toscrewhim.at exactlymidnight the hippy spotted thenun go into the
church, heput onhis mask and said I amgod fu** me.thenun thenreplied
only in the ass though. the hippy agreed and they got it on for hours.when
they were done the hippy tookoffhis mask and shouted "ha, ha" I'm the
hippy thenun then tookoff her mask and said "ha ha" I'm the bus
driver.There'stwo farmers on a farm, and they just got a newanimal. One
farmers outside, and one isinside. Theone outside comes in with abig cup
ofwhite liquid. Hetakes abig drink of it andexcitedly says, I just
milked the new cow. Then other farmer, with a troubledlook onhis face
says, we didn't get a new cow, we got a new bull!