Jewelry

Amother is in the kitchenmaking dinner for her familywhen herdaughter
walks in. “Mother,where do babies comefrom?” Themother thinks for a few
seconds and says, “Welldear, Mommy and Daddyfall inlove and getmarried.
One night they go into theirbedroom, theykiss and hug, andhavesex.” The
daughterlookspuzzled so themothercontinues, “That means the daddyputs
hispenis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get ababy, honey.” The
child seems tocomprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other nightwhen Icame into
your room you had daddy’spenis in your mouth. What do you getwhen you do
that?” “Jewelry, mydear. Jewelry.” Read Less