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Thislittle boy goes up tohis dad and he says "Dad?, What's thedifference
between Potentially and Realistically?" Towhichthe fatherreplies "Well
son, go ask yourmother ifshe wouldsleep with Robert Redford for a
milliondollars. Then you ask yoursister ifshe wouldsleep with Brad Pitt
for a milliondollars. Then you ask yourbrother if he wouldsleep with Tom
Cruise for a milliondollars." So the boy goes up tohis mom and asks her
ifshe wouldsleep with Robert Redford for a milliondollars and themother
replies "Oh mygod, of course I would, he is so goodlooking!" So the boy
moves on and askshissister ifshe wouldsleep with Brad Pitt for a
milliondollars, andshereplies "He is so fuckingfine, of course I
would!" Thenlast but no least he goes up tohisbrother and askshim if he
wouldsleep with Tom Cruise for a milliondollars,hisbrother says "Of
course I would,who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up tohis dad
and says "I think I learned thedifferencebetween potentially and
realistically" "Wellwhat's thedifference?" saysthe father. "Well,
potentially we're sitting on 3 milliondollars, realistically we're living
with 2sluts and a fag!"