Pool

Threeguys enter adisabled swimming contest. Thefirsthas noarms. The
second no legs and the thirdhas no body, just ahead. They all line up,
thewhistle blows and "splash" they're all in the poolTheguy with noarms
takes theleadinstantly but theguy with no legs isclosingfast. Thehead
of course sankstraight to thebottom.Ten lengths later and theguy with no
legsfinishesfirst. He can still see bubbles comingfrom thebottom of the
pool,so hedecides he hadbetter dive down torescuehim.Hepicks up the
head, swims back up to thesurface andplaces thehead at theside of the
pool,where-upon thehead starts coughing and spluttering.Eventually the
head catcheshisbreath and shouts: "Three years I'vespent learning to
swim with my fucking ears, thentwo minutes before thewhistle, some
assholeputs a swimmingcap on me!"