Ball

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, butshe didn'thave any
tampons to use andshe was on therags. Her Fairy Godmothercame to the
rescue and turned apumpkinnext to Cinderella'shouse into atampon. The
Godmother says, "Now use thetampon, but be sure to get back home before
midnight or it will turn back into apumpkin, and that wouldn't be good."
Cinderella agrees and leaves thehouse.Midnight comes along...no
Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!Finally, 5am rolls by and
Cinderella waltzes through the door andthe fairygodmotherjumps up.
"Where thehellhave you been?!?" Towhich Cinderellareplies, "I met this
amazingguy, andwell, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang
session. Hisname was Peter Peter....."Thisguydecides to join the Navy.
Onhisfirst day of service, hegetsaquatinted with allthe facilities
around theship he will be serving on. Theguy asks the sailor showinghim
around, "What do youguys do around herewhen you get really horny after
months ofbeing out at sea?", towhich the otherreplies, "Well, there is
thisbarrel on the upperdeck, justpump your cock in theside with the
hole."Weekspass, and the newguy is getting real