Bus stop

In acrowdedcity at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young womanwho was
waiting for a bus was wearing a tightminiskirt. As the bus stopped and it
was her turn to get on,shebecame aware that herskirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of thefirst step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quicksmile to the bus driver,shereached
behind her to unzip herskirt alittle, thinking that this would give her
enoughslack to raise her leg. Again,she tried tomake the step only to
discovershe still couldn't. So, alittlemore embarrassed,she onceagain
reached behind her to unzip herskirt alittlemore, and for thesecond
time attempted the step, and, onceagain,much to her dismay,she could not
raise her leg. With alittlesmile to the driver,sheagainreached behind
a thirdtime to unzip alittlemore andagain was unable tomake the step.
About thistime, a large Texanwho wasstanding behind herpicked her up
easily by the waist and placed hergently on the step of the bus. She went
ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you
touch my body! I don'teven knowwho you are!" The Texansmiled and
drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you
unzipped myfly threetimes, I kinda figured we wasfriends!"