Cow

A patientawakened after a seriousoperation only tofind herself in a room
with all the blindsdrawn. Why are all the blindsclosed?"she asked her
doctor. Well, thesurgeon responded, "They're fighting ahugefireacross
thestreet, and we didn't want you to wake up and think theoperation had
failed."Young Bill was courting Mabel,wholived on an adjoining farm out
west in cattle country. Oneevening, as they were sitting on Bill's porch
watching thesun go down over the hills, Billspiedhisprize bull fucking
one ofhis cows. Hesighed in contentment at this idyllic ruralscene and
figured the omens were right forhim toput the hardword on Mabel. He
leaned inclose andwhispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure liketo be doing
what that bull is doing." "Well then,why don't you? "Mabelwhispered back.
"It is YOUR cow."