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There was alittle boywho had just learned to count onhisfingers. One
dayhis unclecame to visit and the boy was anxious to showoffhis newly
acquiredskill. Hetold the uncle to askhim andaddition question. So they
uncle asked, "What is three plus four?" Thelittle boy counts it out onhis
fingers and said, "Seven." The uncle said, "Listenkid, you cant count it
out on your handsbecause somedaywhen you are inschool, ateacher will
getmad at you for it. Nowput your hands in your pockets." So thelittle
boyputhis hands inhis pockets andhis uncle asked, "What isfive plus
five?" The unclesawmovement in theboys pockets, then the boy said,
"Eleven."A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to amale pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said thatshe was the pharmacist and that
she and hersister owned the store, so there were nomales employed there.
She then asked if there was somethingshe could help thegentleman with.
The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but Ihave apermanenterection
which causes me a lot ofproblems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering
what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go
talk to mysister." Whenshe returned,she said, "the best we can do is 1/3
ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.During a wild
party at a Long Island countryhouse, Roxanne had toomuch to drink and
strolled outside for someair. Getting to agrassyfield,she lay down to
watchthe stars. Roxanne was almost asleepwhen a cow, searching for
clover, carefully stepped over her. Groggily,she raised herhead and said,
"One at atimeboys, one at atime."One day an 85-year-old man is taking a
stroll aroundhis hometown,which hehaslived in forhiswholelife. As he
sees thelandmarks, homes, andstreetsfromhisyouth, he starts
reminiscing...."I remember helping build thatbridgewhen I was 25. I
worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'thebridgebuilder' if you
do that here. No, no, they don't!""I remember building thathouse over
therewhen I was 30. But people won't call you 'thehousebuilder' if you
do that. No, no they don't!""I remember building that tavern that I still
lounge atwhen I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern
builder' either. They sure won't!""But if you fuck onegoat......."