OMG

Aboss said tohissecretary I want tohaveSEX with you I willmake it
veryfast. I'll throw$1000 on thefloor, bythe time you bend down topick
it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and
toldhim the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Askhim for
$2000,pick up the moneyveryfast he wouldn'tevenhave enoughtime to
undressedhimself." Soshe agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend
decides to call girlfriend, he asks,what happened? She responds, "The
Bastard usedcoins I'm stillpicking and he is still fucking!"